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News from 30/3/05
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Blair Takes Oliver As Minister Of School Dinners
Due to the recent success of the channel four program "Jamie's School Dinners", Prime Minister Tony Blair has taken Jamie Oliver into his cabinet as Minister of School Dinners. Blair revealed in an interview that he hopes Jamie Oliver will bring a young cockney vibe to the cabinet. |
"Rub My Head For Good Luck" Suggests Body Guard
With his current trial beginning to look rather bleak for Jackson, his supersticious bodyguard insisted that Jackson should rub his head for good luck. Jackson claimed afterwards that is was "as smooth as a baby's bottom".
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In Sly Hand-Shake PM Gives Bribe
Struggling to prove that Health and Crime records are improving Tony Blair handed a 50,000 pound bribe to Sky News political editor Adam Boulton in order that he keeps his mouth shut. |
Pope Laughs At Knock Knock Joke
Today the Pope could not hide his thoughts of a knock knock joke God had told him.
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Isabelle
Isabelle Who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Pope later claimed that it was a change from Gods usually racial slurs
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